What’s
the best solution to the coronavirus pandemic? Tyranny. Government
enslavement. This is the ideal solution to every personal,
social, and economic problem.
And,
no, the government does not encourage, cause, or exacerbate
98% of society’s personal, social, and economic problems in the
first place. This claim is a smear of governmental coercion
and tyranny -– as if slavery is a bad thing!
The
best solution to the coronavirus pandemic is for society to call upon
the majesty and wonder of government, and for government to call upon
the magnificence and wonderfulness of tyranny. Enslave them all! To
deal with this medical issue, the state needs to issue a slew of new,
half-baked decrees, and it needs to compel
everyone to obey and submit.
The
key to everything is regulation. Big Brother must regulate everyone
and everything, always.
The
government needs to force
a near-limitless host of businesses and social groups to close. It
needs to force
people to wear surgical masks, keep six feet apart,
and not congregate
in groups. It needs to force
healthcare workers to comply with a morass of new, cockamamie rules
and regulations.
The
more government enslaves society, the better. Tyranny is the answer
to practically every
societal difficulty.
And
the last
thing the world needs is for a bunch of private medical experts and
capitalist healthcare companies to speak up -- possibly in
disagreement with the state -- and offer society insightful and sage
advice. First off, these selfish, greedy, profit-hungry folks -- who
need to be competent and effective in order to survive -- do not
give good advice. Far superior advice comes from the mindless,
soulless bureaucrats of worthless, illegitimate, tyrannical,
government agencies like the American FDA, CDC, and NIH. Even if it
doesn’t, and even if the private, capitalist people are eminently
more ingenious and wise in offering advice, how can everyone be sure
that society will listen to these words of wisdom?
They
can’t. Hence, tyranny is the ideal answer. It always is. The more
government slavery the world has, the better.
Everybody
must remember: People are scum. People are morons. People are
children and irresponsible, retarded, demented, malicious monkeys. So
individual liberty is bad. People don’t deserve
and can’t handle
freedom. Not in this pandemic, and not ever.
Thus
society needs for the government to force these hapless, helpless,
hopeless nitwits and dirtbags to do the right thing. And only
mindless, soulless, communist bureaucrats from worthless,
illegitimate, and tyrannical government agencies like the FDA, CDC,
and NIH know what the right thing is.
So
they need to be given as much coercive and dictatorial power as
possible. This will best solve the coronavirus pandemic –- just as
it best solves virtually all
of society’s personal, social, and economic problems.
Whenever
society had perceived weaknesses or difficulties, tyranny and
government enslavement is the best solution always.
And, of course, the dictators aren't the same senseless scum as the rest of us, so everything they decree is proper, just and required.
ReplyDeleteCol. Hogan -- Good point! Political utopians, and even common welfare statists, always seem to suppose that the dictators will be more intelligent and moral than the hoi polloi. This started at least with Plato's Republic. But generally speaking, mostly those of low intelligence and morality are drawn to dictatorial jobs, and once they assume power they tend to become even less intelligent and moral.
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