Domination

 

Columbus Day should be renamed Western Domination Day. It should celebrate when our magnificent and glorious Western Civilization began to dominate, control, and uplift the inferior peoples and cultures of the world. This submission to Western greatness and leadership especially includes the tribalists of Africa, Oceania, and the Americas; the Moslems of the Middle East; and the tyrannical monarchies of India and China.

After the wonderful and superior white people of Europe discovered America in 1492, it wasn’t long before these fantastic, light-skinned nations began to rule over and better their mostly dark-skinned inferiors. These noble and heroic white leaders – especially the Anglo-Saxons – brought their superior Greco-Roman and Renaissance-Enlightenment philosophy and culture to the backward world.

The marvels of European colonialism, imperialism, and hegemony uplifted the planet, resulting in tremendous progress for all. When the advanced and highly civilized nations of the West brought their philosophy of reason, individualism, capitalism, beauty, and transcendence to the world, wealth, health, liberty, justice, cultural riches, and personal happiness surged everywhere. What a social benefactor and moral giant Western Civilization is!

Western Domination Day should be honored and wildly celebrated by Westerners and non-Westerners alike!