The American Empire

 

America needs to conquer the world. Or at least a large part of it. Morally and practically, it’s the right thing to do.

Admittedly, America today isn’t nearly as good and great as it was before the 1930s New Deal and the 1960s Great Society. But it’s still far better than virtually all the other nations. Only such small and odd countries as Holland, Denmark, Finland, Switzerland, Luxembourg, and Singapore even come close to the American level of civilization and nobility. Maybe also Japan – but they can’t be much trusted when it comes to territorial expansion.

Today’s socialist, Moslem, and Third World nations are all backward, savage places with almost no understanding of, or respect for, the rights of man. Therefore they have none. Or at least few rights America needs to respect. Their lands, resources, and people need to be liberated, civilized, and brought to life.

America should start with the Persian Gulf. The inner territories of Iran, Iraq, Kuwait, Saudi Arabia, and the various emirates should be seized and annexed. These areas have been effectively abandoned by civilized man and therefore are without legitimate ownership. America should take all their best lands with the most oil, natural gas, and other valuable resources. Then she should kick out all the people who don’t love America, liberty, and White people. Pass a new 1862-style Homestead Act for high-quality Americans and Westerners. And so on.

Next, grab Cuba, Nicaragua, Venezuela, Panama, and perhaps others. Make them confederate states under radical libertarian rule. Let Americans and White Westerners move there and run businesses without visas, but not the reverse. Next, collect as much of Mexico, Brazil, and Indonesia as might be thought advantageous and not too infected with hideous tropical diseases. Seize Madagascar and deport anyone not utterly submissive to liberalism. Liberate South Africa, Namibia, Botswana, and Rhodesia. Coldly throw out every black and colored who is the least anti-libertarian or racist. Make these four European outposts also part of the American Confederacy. Try to get various Canadian provinces to join the American superstate too. And, oh yes: At a minimum, seize Fujian, Guangdong, Hainan, and most of Siberia. The totalitarian vermin of China and Russia have no right to “their” land and really need to pay for all their threats and terrorism over the decades.

Such is what ought to happen in the world. Whether it will or will not is another story. But it’s certainly not hard to make much of this global upgrade happen. America has suffered a lot on this hellhole, welfare statist, fascist planet, and so deserves every last bit of these lands and resources.