Cheating is Fair

 

Cheating is fair. Injustice is just. Illegality is legal. Coercion is freedom. Savagery is civilization. Depravity is virtuous.

Mob rule is a proper instance of democracy and a kangaroo court is a proper instance of law.

Such is the theory of 21^st century communists, fascists, far leftists, Democratic extremists, and Wokesters. Among other things, they claim that egregious voter fraud and Stalinist show trials are legitimate. For them, criminality and cheating in elections and trials are legitimate activities and perfectly fair.

So long as conservatives and libertarians are targeted, these behaviors are a positive good. Such treatment and fraud is the way the world works. And it’s the way it should work. It’s part of our system. It’s democracy.

So be it!

The good people of America should hold them to their word. All communists, fascists, far leftists, Democratic extremists, and Wokesters should be declared criminals, insurrectionists, treasonists, and Marxist-Leninist demons. Their property should be confiscated. They should do ten years of hard labor. They should be stripped of citizenship and deported to Zimbabwe, Uzbekistan, or North Korea.

This is fair, just, legal, free, civilized, and virtuous.