Wormland

America is one of the great failure, loser, crybaby, sissyboy-faggot nations of all time. 9/11 proved it. After the feral beast muzzies attacked the nation’s capital and decimated its most important city, virtually all the pathetic, girly-man Americans reacted by deciding to weep pitifully – like the weak, worthless, disgusting, slimy worms that they are. Almost no-one wanted to ferociously counter-attack – which was the only proper response. America as a whole refused to fight back – which was what any decent, self-respecting, and manly nation would have done.

After the attacks upon Washington and New York, virtually no-one in America was truly offended and infuriated by this monstrosity. They just felt weepy and sad at the “tragedy”. Essentially none spat fire in horror and revulsion. Hardly any reacted to this singular outrage by rising up in righteous fury – like a formerly-peaceful, sleeping giant – and passionately vowing to crush their savage Moslem enemies wherever they might find them. Almost no-one did so despite the fact that these loathsome sand-niggers were evil beyond compare, and yet about as defenseless as three-day-old kittens.

Why weren’t Medina and Mecca nuked within the week? Why weren’t the dictatorships of Iran and Saudi Arabia immediately overthrown and seized? Why wasn’t nuclear-armed, tyrannical, jihad-loving Pakistan smashed to smithereens? Why wasn’t the attacking nation of Afghanistan made to glow in the dark – or at least turned into an American parking lot or plantation, with most of the aborigine monkeys summarily tossed out? And why weren’t most or all of the wretched “American” throat-cutters instantly deported? 

The answer is obvious. America did none of this justice-and-revenge stuff because America is a self-hating, self-destructive people and one of the great failure, loser, crybaby, sissyboy-faggot nations of all time. After this unprecedented assault, America decided to kiss up to and appease practically every hideous, dirtbag, dune-coon tyranny on Earth. Then the Americans decided to adopt a permanent policy of political correctness, multi-culturalism, depression, and submission – with lots of quivering and sobbing thrown in – as one of the great whiny, wimp, punk, pussy nations of all time.

Neither an Act of God, Nor a Roll of the Dice

The universe and everything inside it is neither intelligently designed nor arbitrarily random. Reality is self-organized and not chaotic. It has a coherent, integrated, and internally-designed pattern which is mostly easy to spot and understand.

Both inorganic and living matter order themselves based upon universal, scientific, physical, chemical, biological, and intellectual laws. Thus the universe and everything inside it tends toward organized, stylish beauty, and not towards random, chaotic ugliness. Existence tends to powerfully order and organize itself in clear, clean, strong, symetrical, beautiful systems, laws, and patterns as it evolves, grows, and becomes complex. And there’s nothing anything or anybody can do to stop it. Such is our natural world.

For those who don’t understand the authority, power, dominance, and magnificence of science and Natural Law, the universe may seem to be invented and designed by something or someone outside of it. But there’s no such thing. And if you exist and think with reasonable competence and success, you will probably realize that our sacred cosmos ineffably designed itself. And not into some chaotic, random, arbitrary, unintegrated, incoherent, self-contradictory, self-warring mess.

The truth certainly seems to be that the universe marvelously and gorgeously created, developed, ordered, organized, and arranged itself according to its own omnipotent, wonderful, internal principles. This wasn’t accomplished by some hyperreal, supernatural, magical, mystical force or entity.

The Liberal Lifestyle

Liberalism gives your life meaning and purpose. It yields a life which is rich and full. Liberalism also makes you healthy and happy. It turns you into someone good and great.

The essence of the 2600-year-old philosophy of liberalism is: 1) the epistemology of reason and science; 2) the ethics of individualism and self-interest; 3) the politics of liberty and justice; 4) the aesthetics of beauty and heroism; 5) the spirituality of transcendence and triumph. There’s no philosophy better.

Still, liberalism is rather theoretical and abstract. A bit general and unspecific. You need to supplement liberal intellectualism with practical and concrete elements too. Something to quickly get you a lot of money and lovers. Plus lots of power and prestige. You need rock-solid, earth-bound, utilitarian elements to help you really exploit and enjoy: 1) sex, drugs, and parties; 2) videos, entertainment, sports, comedy, music, and dance; 3) movies, plays, novels, and short stories; 4) family and friends ; 5) industry and frugality; 6) work and leisure; 7) exercise and rest; 8) relaxation and contemplation; 9) and more.

The center of your life is almost always what you do to invent and create. To accomplish and achieve. To be innovative and productive.

So you need to learn how to truly relish, exploit, enjoy, and profit from your job – which isn’t easy. But practical, concrete, philosophy needs to teach you just that. This will gain you the most pleasure, joy, and ecstasy in life, which you do want, and which is your sacred, moral duty to experience.

Theoretical philosophy is the foundation of life and an absolutely necessary thing. But practical philosophy is hugely beneficial too.  

The Three Philosophical Alternatives

Now that reason has been discovered, and science and philosophy invented, and now that the Enlightenment has passed, Westerners today essentially hold some combination of three, and only three, philosophies: 1) pre-modernism, a.k.a. religion; 2) post-modernism, a.k.a. nihilism; 3) modernism, a.k.a. rationality. These broad intellectual categories can also be usefully referred to as: right-wing conservativism, left-wing progressivism, and straight-wing liberalism. The conservatives base their conquering ideology on monotheism; the progressives base their conquering ideology on collectivism; and the liberals base their liberating philosophy upon individualism.   

There are elements of truth and goodness to be found in the philosophies of the right-wing and left-wing, but the straight-wing is intellectual, moral, and spiritual perfection. Humans were impressively liberal in the Greek and Roman eras, and more so during the Renaissance and Enlightenment eras. But mankind will be far more impressive and stunning once the “pomos” and “premos” die out completely and the cutting-edge liberals take over – probably in less than a century. Reason, science, and philosophy will then be employed to glorious effect!        

Western History, Liberalism, and Transhumanism

The philosophy, culture, society, lifestyle, perspective, and attitude of liberalism was discovered and invented 2600 years ago in the Athenian colony of Miletus. The philosophy of liberalism, in its essence, is the epistemology of reason and science, the ethics of individualism and self-interest, the politics of liberty and justice, the aesthetics of romanticism and heroism, and the spirituality of transcendence and triumph. 

All liberals are natural transhumanists — and the reverse. They seek to maximize their quality and quantity of life. Liberals and transhumanists ambitiously yearn to transcend their current limitations and become creatures of almost god-like knowledge and power. Seeking to radically enhance longevity is a very normal part of being Western liberal and transhuman.    

But from its beginning, the glorious philosophy of liberalism was opposed and attacked by its opposite ideology, illiberalism. The ignorant, low, weak, and timid were usually anti-liberal. Their intellectual falsity and depravity took three forms: right-wing conservatism, left-wing progressivism, and down-wing nihilism. 

The right-wingers tended to believe that the new, liberal-era version of "god" was the most important thing in the universe, and that the individual's job was to live for its sake, and to nobly serve it as a kind of personal slave. The left-wingers tended to believe that the new liberal-era version of "the collective" was the most important thing in the universe, and that the individual's job was to live for its sake, and to nobly serve it as a kind of personal slave. The down-wing nihilists tended to believe that nothing was important or meaningful in the universe, and that the individual had no job or purpose in this senseless, trivial, fundamentally-empty universe and life.

However, the up-wing liberals realized that the individual was the most important thing in the universe, and that his job in this new, wonderous, magnificent Liberal Era was to nobly live for his own sake and try to be truly great and happy — and even try to be a kind of genius, saint, and hero.

Early conservatives could be found among the mystery cultists of Eleusis. Early progressives could be found among the military communists of Sparta. Early nihilists were generally considerably evil, and thus tended to destroy themselves, and could only be found in temporary, scattered pockets. Early liberals could be found everywhere there were free, healthy, wealthy, successful, happy individuals, groups, and nations.

Up-wing liberal Greeks like Aristotle, Epicurus, and Zeno the Stoic, along with up-wing liberal Romans like Cicero, Lucretius, and Horace, radically enhanced Western Society and individual happiness, and caused them to powerfully ascend in almost every way. But right-wing conservatives, with assistance from their mutually-illiberal allies on the left, eventually caused a horrific Dark Age to descend upon the West in the Medieval Era.

However, new liberals emerged during the Renaissance and Enlightenment, such as Locke, Smith, Voltaire, and Jefferson. Western Civilization became better than ever. Unfortunately, after a few centuries of wondrous light, left-wing progressives, with assistance from their mutually-illiberal allies on the right, caused the current ghastly Dark Age to descend upon the West in the current Postmodern period.

Now, up-wing liberals like the Austrian economists, political libertarians, and philosophical Objectivists have prominently emerged over the past half-century. And so ever since about the 1980s, the philosophy, culture, society, lifestyle, perspective, and attitude of liberalism have been rising.

The latest phase in human development, and the liberal ascent, is 21^st century transhumanism. Nothing today is more cutting-edge – or important – than seeking to radically expand the current quality and quantity of human life. Science and medicine have made tremendous strides in increasing health and longevity for simple life forms since the 1990s. Now it’s time to apply this to mankind.

Humans naturally rise. It’s our destiny to achieve immortality.  

Liberal Foreign Policy Today

The foreign policy of America and the West after World War Two is amazing to behold. From the Korean War, to the Vietnamese War, to the Kuwaiti Gulf War, to the Iraqi and Afghani Wars, and otherwise, Westerners, and especially Americans, love to lecture the world about the goodness and greatness of their "system". They love to pontificate to the communists, Moslems, and Third Worlders about the values and principles of supposedly glorious Western Civilization and Western liberal philosophy. But the fact is, Americans and Westerners promote such ideals as universal values, rationality, individualism, capitalism, free enterprise, free trade, free speech, the rights of man, and individual liberty while actually knowing very little about them.

Ultimately, America and the West are mostly pro-democracy, pro-peace, pro-stability, pro-political correctness, and pro-multiculturalism -- not pro-liberalism. Like the savages and barbarians above, America and the West still love the illiberal beliefs and values of religion, self-sacrifice, and collectivism. Reason and science, individualism and self-interest, and freedom and justice in the serious senses of the terms are little known and liked in America and the West. What is needed in the world today -- both inside and outside Western Civilization -- is a truly liberal philosophical, cultural, and political revolution. 

The sad, obvious truth is that the savage, barbarian, criminal, tyrannical, disgusting, insectoid commies, Muzzies, and Turd Worldies are not the main problems and losers on the planet today. It's the phony, failed, self-hating, self-destroying, would-be Western liberals. And it's the phony, failed, incompetent, bozo, cutting-edge Objectivists and libertarians too.

My Fellow Man

People today are such liars, cowards, hypocrites, weaklings, and lowlifes. Their sliminess is legendary. People seem to know the difference between good and evil -- they just vastly prefer to choose evil.

As a rule, when people make their moral choices this generally results in them hurting themselves and their fellow man considerably. But there's little logic to their parade of destructive thoughts, words, and deeds. The simple reality seems to be: This is the Planet of the Apes. It's also Planet Scum and Planet Hell.

When born, kids seem to start off quite virtuously. They're highly rational, thoughtful, healthy, and proper in their approach to the universe and reality. They tend to work hard and smart, progressing rapidly in knowledge and personal power. 

Juvenile humans are also healthily self-interested and quite dedicated to their own personal greatness and happiness. But they're generally quite empathetic to, and cooperative with, their fellow man as well. And they're commonly sociable and friendly. Young children rarely seek to rob or beat their fellows, especially when taught early in life that this is wrong. These kids, when around age five or so, are usually sweethearts to be around.

But illiberal society evidently corrupts them quickly and badly. Their world is just so irrational and nonsensical! So unjust and untrue.

These days the youngsters are told right away that a mysterious "god" exists and that somehow "self-sacrifice" -- as in self-destruction, martyrdom, and suicide -- is morally good. The raw falsity and evil of these two claims is amazing to behold. Employing them, you just can't create a more fraudulent and depraved society.

No wonder people today are such liars, cowards, hypocrites, weaklings, and lowlifes! 

The Monkey Law

Ockham's Razor says the simplest explanation is the one most likely to be true. Or as the Encyclopedia Britannica puts it: "of two competing theories, the simpler explanation of an entity is to be preferred."

The Monkey Law says that for any given inexplicable or ugly human phenomenon, pretty much the most crude, petty, tawdry, nasty, disgusting, wretched, contemptible, "human" explanation is the one most likely to be true.

Thus if a wife bad-raps her husband, it's probably not because he's a truly low or awful person, but rather because he recently forgot their anniversary, or cheated on her, or now wants a divorce. If an employee bad-raps his boss, it's quite likely because the boss recently insulted, demoted, or fired the employee. If someone says he "hates" the local sports team, it's probably possibly because they just lost a big game to him. If a datable girl is described as "having a really good personality," everyone knows she's probably fairly ugly.

To get it most right, all these Monkey Law  judgments regarding causation can and should be performed rather quickly.

The key point to the Monkey Rule or Law is: If you can't figure out why someone is suddenly saying or doing something strange or bad, ask yourself: What is the lowest, worst, and most monkey-like possible motivation for his words or behavior? That's probably it!

Why is a sports competitor praising his rival? Not likely because the rival is honestly good or truly deserving. It's probably because the competitor wants to butter him up so he doesn't try as hard, or because the first guys knows he's superior and thus feels no real rivalry with him, or because the two recently had dinner together, or because they both went to the same wild party and had sex with the same red-hot girl. Why is writer X publicly praising writer Y? Quite possibly not based on merit or genuine admiration, but because they're intellectual allies or personal friends. Why did that young guy just completely shave his head? No to be stylish and hip, but very likely because he's going prematurely bald. Why does person A seem to believe in ridiculous, jackass, religion B? Probably not due to rational calculation of truth but rather because his friends and relatives influenced him to believe or pretend thus. 

If someone insistently and annoyingly defends the rights of blacks, women, gays, transgenders, Jews, left-handers, blue-eyed folks, chiropractors, or fortune-tellers, it probably isn't because he's a man of principle who loves liberty and rights-protection for all, but rather because openly or secretly he is black, female, gay, transgender, Jewish, etc. If someone brags, or "accidentally" admits, that he likes Shakespeare, Masterpiece Theatre, classical music, opera, ballet, foreign films, etc. he probably really doesn't -- he just wants to look personally intellligent, educated, sophisticated, debonair, profound, complex, and subtle. But none of these evaluations is likely true of this brainless, soulless monkey -- this shallow dolt, ignoramus, and baboon.

 

The Monkey Law is a cynical, pessimistic, and crude way to look at humanity, and their motivations and underlying causes. But it's also a useful, perceptive, and generally true way.

A Special Message to My Friends

I’ve been severely mistreated and abused by my fellow man – if you people even are my fellow man, and not some hideous alien demons – for all of my life. 

This is why I almost entirely refuse to help, guide, uplift, or liberate you from your current philosophical horror and wretchedness. This is why I almost completely decline to teach you the philosophy, culture, ethics, politics, spirituality, lifestyle, and attitude of up-wing liberalism. This is why I virtually abandon you to wallow, struggle, and drown in the cesspool waters of philosophical right-wing conservatism and left-wing progressivism. 

Your relentless evil toward me has yielded you this. You people are vermin. This is why you get to suffer so terribly.

What goes around, comes around. As you sow, so shall you reap. You get what’s coming to you. You get what you’re asking for. You get what you oh-so-richly deserve.

So don’t come complaining to me that the cons and progs are leaving you in misery and guiding you right over the cliff. You had your chance. You made your choice. So don’t come whining to me now! You willingly and maliciously killed the goose that laid the golden eggs. You should have nourished and cherished her. 

You've made your own nail-studded, glass-sharded bed. Now lie in it!

You think for a nano-second I feel bad for you disgusting insects? Guess again, you loathsome monsters. I wish you suffered far worse. You deserve to suffer far worse. 

Enhancing Good and Diminishing Evil

You should be generous, especially to your friends and the good, but not kind or charitable. You should be magnanimous, but not forgiving or merciful.

These distinctions are important. To overstep these guidelines is a violation of justice and treason to the virtuous. It means you’re not treating good and bad people differently, as you should. Being kind, charitable, forgiving, or merciful to immoral people is an act of rewarding, and thus creating, evil behavior. It means punishing and destroying human goodness.

Such actions are also an attack upon reality and reason. Like Mother Nature, you need to be scrupulously loyal to true and good ideas, ideals, institutions, and individuals always. Like Mother Nature, you need to be intransigently hostile to false and bad ideas, ideals, institutions, and individuals always. Such should be your social participation in the unending battle between good and evil.